✿ cJ ✿

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no problem!!

i guess i forgot to blog about the unforgettable night on 13 August 2008. the party consisted of the a good pianist, bass, cool violin player, percussionist (imo, his job is really important!), funny guitar player guy with a really NICE voice (he is also my new idol!), the 主角 bevlyn khoo delivered one of her best performances that night.

and i have to admit, although bevlyn has explained the story of Anymore more than a hundred times, every time i listen to it, i still feel a weird twist in my heart X’D

for me, the little surprise of the night was a special guest performer called Yet. he sang a song which i fell in love with immediately! armed with seriously thick skin, i wrote in for a preview CD and he personally delivered it to my letterbox yesterday! 超感动的！！ it’s like a birthday present sort of thing!

my favourite parts of the song come towards the ending..

自己打造的风景应该也很美丽
云淡风清那天在街头不期而遇
含着泪说说笑笑应该没有问题
没有问题
还有自己

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不知道为什么最近感触特别多。刚刚看了冯天薇的小专访后就开始哭得乱七八糟。。

我们连爸爸得最后一面也没见到他就这样走了。。就算我们那天跑得再快也不能把他追回来。。

唉。。该睡了。。

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20.08.2008

happy birthday to me!!!

i’ve been looking forward to this date all my life and then it’s gone in a wink!! in fact, i’m so in love with this date that i wanted to marry on this day but thankfully i did not (if your birthday and wedding anniversary falls on the same day, it is easy to remember but you have one less event to celebrate.. )

i had a great day yesterday thanks to dear husband person who paid for my shopping, waited two hours for me to get my eyes examined, bought lots of food at ntuc and cooked a nice dinner for me, and most importantly, he cleaned up the whole house ALL BY HIMSELF!!! *yayness*

photos of dinner coming up *soon* (i hope)

buttered prawns wrapped in cheese.. served with sauteed shiitake mushrooms.. delicious until ~~

the soup had two of my favourite things inside — sweet corn and mushrooms!! but my first reaction after drinking it was “THE SOUP IS TOO SALTY!!”

more sinful food fried in butter.. nice…

fugly-looking birthday girl who just came back from jogging..

the freshly-showered birthday babe..

お誕生日おめでとう　(^v^)

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nooo… no milk (BKK 2008)

once again, the neo sisters embarked on their BKK trip on 3rd August. this time, we checked into our family’s favourite hotel — Amari Watergate Hotel!

P/S: this post contains 33 very tiny images but if your connection speed is so slow that the page loads very slowly then i guess it is your business and you should just go away. now.

the hotel

the toiletries sport a new look this time! the body lotion is so nice that chun took a bottle home!

there are three retarded ducks in the room we stayed in!! i can’t wait to see if silly mama’s room comes with these retarded ducks!!

the new activity

chun went for a haircut at this nice salon in Isetan at the Central World. the lead stylist is a japanese who only speaks japanese and thai. he has a really hairy chest!!

service is so good at this salon that i went for two hair washes in my four-day stay in Bangkok! not a waste of time at all!!

the new discovery

this is my favourite toilet in ZEN department store (at Central World)!!! look at the pretty red washbasins!! it even has tissue paper, hand soap and hand lotion for tired shoppers!

all the mirrors in this toilet are framed in bubblegum pink leather!

happy washbasins greet you after you’ve done your business in the cubicle!

the food

Swenson’s Ice Cream! this is a must-visit for every serious BKK traveller! however, we are likely to give this outlet a miss in our future BKK trips :’(

on our second day, chun’s cappuccino actually arrived without any milk and foam. the stewpig waitress kept saying “no milk” “no milk” and i could sense that chun was about to draw a dagger from her underpants and stab at the waitress’ mouth (still mumbling “no milk” at this moment). finally, a waiter overheard the conversation and presented us with a small jug of steamy milk.

*shrugs* it looks like god was playing a trick on chun because the next morning, our hotel’s coffee machine went bonkers and served her a cup of cappuccino with lots of foamy milk. without coffee.

KFC crispy drum-lets. eat them everyday if you can afford it! it’s a nice combination of 酸 and 辣 and leaves a very nice stingy feeling on your tongue because of the spiciness!! it is even better than the ones in hong kong!! wash it down with iced milk coffee! (the stewpig thing is you gotta queue at a separate counter to get the coffee… )

my first meal at the highly-recommended Fuji Restaurant!!

Fuji serves very nice iced coffee too!!

we like the food so much that we went there for lunch everyday!!

my last lunch in BKK. not as nice as the other dishes, so i would not order this again on my next visit.

at the airport, we tasted very nice iced coffee as well!! why can’t the singaporeans make iced coffee like the thais?

i ordered fried rice. it was quite delicious but could only fill 3/4 of my stomach.

super spicy tom yum soup with the tiniest plate of pad thai we’ve ever seen !!

a random shot before we left to board the plane..

the purchases

dresses bought on day one.

more purchases from day one

random 100-baht shorts and a lonely denim skirt

extremely cute dresses for my future baby (regardless of its gender!!)

some more purchases from day one!!

some stuff i bought on day two

two shirt dresses.. i hope the colours don’t run!

80-baht t-shirts and 100-baht shorts!

pretty ballet flats that i will wear when the condom breaks and i become a walking piece of lard or something.

100-baht t-shirts from pasar malam stalls and boring white and nude bras (they did not even have black TuT)

TEVA sandals!! they’re so comfy i HAD to buy two pairs!

random dresses bought on day three!

BEST BUY of the entire trip! chun says that each time she thinks of this bag, she gets the 暗爽 feeling! it was only 250-baht and of a much better quality than the random 390-baht and 550-baht shitbags we saw everywhere!

all the 100-baht t-shirts i bought on day three.

two baggy dresses and two sheer tops!

nice floral tops which i said i would buy a ton but ended up buying only two for myself. i also bought one for summer and one for kummie-chan!!

we came with two empty luggages (i put the kitty luggage inside the bigass black luggage) but left with two very full luggages and one fat 红白蓝!! i actually bought two 红白蓝 bags because the first one i bought was 150-baht and then i walked further down and saw this awesome pink baby going for only 130-baht! in order to minimize my losses in buying the first bag, i had to buy the awesome pink one …

and due to this mentality, i spent a record of SGD$900 on this trip (mainly shopping). the hotel cost me $600-plus and the air tickets another $200++. but we had such a wonderful time i hope we can do this again next year!!

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many many things which piss me off!!

the title lies. this is a happy lalala entry about my various attempts at being a housewife who can cook a proper dinner without setting the house on fire or something.

actually this entry is full of angry words so if you are below the age of 18 (in terms of mental intellect, not height), please leave now and go to Disney channel or something.

my simple dinner comprising of miso soup, stir-fried pork, and randomly fried vegetables with mushrooms and shrimps. i love miso soup!! it’s so easy to cook!! i added various types of mushrooms, and wakame seaweed to this one but the plain one with just toufu and seaweed tastes just as nice :’D

frying the pork and random vegetables was fun as well but the cleaning up after frying stuff (even stir-frying) is really a pain!!

simmering happily on the stove

served in a small-ass bowl

the best thing about cooking your own dinner is you can add whatever you like!! since i like soup and i love mushrooms (almost everything i cook has mushrooms in it. i love brown mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, dried mushrooms, mini mushrooms etc etc!), i decided to cook vegetable soup on thursday night!!

so i threw in cabbage, carrots, swiss brown mushrooms (weird species because these did not have any mushroom smell or taste at all! WEIRD, isn’t it? ), prawns, enoki mushrooms into a pot of chicken stock (cheapo-ly made by boiling chicken stock cube in water!!).. then i added in a teaspoon of tomato paste for colour and taste.

the soup was so delicious but i FUCKING STARTED TO FEEL SICK ON THE SAME FUCKING NIGHT. it was so awful. it was so awful i wished i could just throw up or die. in fact, i preferred to die because throwing up would mean the room would be smelly and guess who would have to fucking clean up the smelly mess?

this shit episode reminded me of the last time i felt so sick. why the fuck do i ALWAYS have to get so sick IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOODY NIGHT??

thank god teabiscuit obediently drove me to the nearest 24-hour clinic (about 15 minutes away) at 12.15 am. the wait was short mainly because i was the only patient but the doctor’s office made me nauseous because he was having his supper inside and I WAS ALREADY VOMITING AT HOME CAN?! anyway i swear i want to be a night-shift doctor when i grow up. the 5-minute consultation costs a bloody 85bucks X’D you know why our parents wanted us to become doctors when we grow up. because the amount of money we take one whole day to earn.. they can earn it in minutes :’D amazing.

i remember there was once i suffered bad food poisoning just after coming back from a Bangkok trip (i drank some contaminated juice at chatuchak before boarding the flight back). guess what? i reached singapore safely at midnight and went home to sleep. then i started to get really mean stomachache at bloody 3am and i had to fucking wait till 8am before i could see a doctor. thank god i was given a jab immediately.

needless to say, i was on mc AGAIN last friday. cheers! these days i’ve been averaging one mc a week. however, it’s unfair to compare me to the real mc kings and queens because i fucking suffered for realz to get my mc and i paid like $100 to see this fat doctor in the middle of the night X’D sigh… it’s too bloody expensive to try to get a spot in the Office MC 龙虎榜 and it is definitely not one the things i aspire to achieve before i die so dear god, please STOP MAKING ME SICK ANYMORE, YOU HEAR ME?

oh and did i say that while i was making a miserable meal of porridge for my lunch on friday i almost killed myself because i was too weak to stay awake while the porridge was boiling so i went to lie down and then i was woken up by a hissing noise. the porridge had overflowed and put out the fire. sweet. now i have to clean up the fucking stove as well.

i really miss staying with mummy :’( i even miss getting nagged by her everyday.

let’s end this angsty post with random photos of weird girls. yes, i think i look like a total retard in the first two photos but they’re at least more interesting than the third one, which basically looks like a gazillion other photos we have taken X’D

so yeah, i finally cut my hair yesterday! woohoo! maybe i should bleach it to death next month! and i think photobooth makes my face longish and weirdish.

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The soup is too salty!

too sick to blog lately..

i’ve been spending my hard-earned monies on doctors for the past two weeks. in the first week, i had diarrhea, blocked sinus, pee-problem over the beautiful weekend.. and i saw the doctor 3 times. fine.

then on the saturday of the second week i had to see a doc again to do a urine test to confirm that i am NOT pregnant (because i am really too tired to look after another human being. one fat slug is enough to sap me of all my energy and health). more money spent. great.

then on sunday i suddenly came down with bad flu and fever. this really sucked because clinics close early on sundays. wtf i dealt with it by drinking home-made chicken soup. big mistake to make chicken soup when you have teh flu because all you taste is bland soup so you end up adding more condiments to the soup.

the end result: your fat husband screams “THE SOUP IS TOO SALTY!” but is too fat to do a somersault in mid-air like Ziyi Zhang. however, to show his love and devotion to you, he finishes up salty soup and salty chicken anyway :’D <– you shed a single tear of joy and die peacefully in your sleep because your nose is completely blocked and you cannot breathe like a normal living human being.

*i sincerely pray for his kidneys*

if you think chicken soup is the miracle cure for flu then let me tell you once and for all. IT IS NOT!

i felt slightly better after drinking the soup (mainly because it was hot), but after that, the shitty fever remained faithfully by my side TuT

so i went to work on monday with the same degree of flu and fever TuT

decided to see the doc again on monday night (5th visit in the last 11 fucking days) and thank god for medication because I AM FINALLY RECOVERING NOW!!

fucking viruses.

i have been taking MCs for the last two tuesdays and missed two pilates classes as a result of it. i have also used up more than 1/3 (5 days out of 14) of my annual MC quota. and my total medical expenses was more than $200 but i can only claim $10 for each bill. that is the kind of welfare local startups give to their employees :’)

p/s: bosses, now you know why some people can afford to be “sick” more often than others.

this is also why supermodel LNB-Hong would rather die than go on MC (she’s the living legend who was given two days MC for a partially sliced-off little toe TuT).

she is weird like that, but i think she’s going to get through the exams because god is fair to weird people, so PLEASE STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT YOUR LAST TWO PAPERS!!! you cannot change the past but if you want to change your future, your only chance is NOW!

good luck for your last paper, dear! *dances*

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someone ate up my comments TuT

it freaked me out a little today..

ALL THE COMMENTS ON MY BLOG DISAPPEARED!

all except the latest comment by Bevlyn (yes i remember your expertise with matchsticks, something i still cannot handle now TuT)

anyways, with or without randomly disappearing comments in my blog, life has to go on!

teabiscuit bought me a small bouquet of flowers today.

that’s his way of thanking me for vacuuming the floor he walks on, scrubbing the bathroom tiles he showers on, washing the toilet bowl he shits on, changing the bedsheets he sleeps and fucks on, dusting the desk he surfs the Internet on, washing all the cups / bowls / plates / cutlery he uses..

thanks dear, i will make sure you continue to pay for the petrol & food & movies & your own DS/PSP/XBOX/Wii/PC games & comics & random magazines X’D

i sounds like an angsty housewife :’D (but you know i am not because i am working full-time in a local startup company)

anyways, i hope you don’t mind a wife who can’t stop whining about doing housework because even if you do, there’s nothing much i’m gonna do about it!

Happy anniversary, i love you <3

~ P&J purchases ~

i bought random stuff from P&J last weekend and got these freebies!!

pretty printed umbrella

large shoulder bag. teabiscuit says this is the nicest P&J bag i have so far.. and i totally agree!! i mean, look at this picture, this bag even matches the colour of my furniture and wall!! (pssst… summer person, pls ask your mum to buy this for you so we can have matching bags once again!!)

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sometimes i just wanna be a carpenter!!

last weekend, i carried my trusty old sewing machine all the way from my mother’s place back.

BUT I HAD NO TABLE TO PUT IT!!

so off i went to ikea.. and bought the cutest table (coffee table) and chair (children’s chair).. after less than 30 minutes of assembling (ikea furniture is so idiot-proof i’m aspiring to be a carpenter person when i grow up..)..

we’re like the new best friends!

we look cool even from a human being’s height!

of course, let’s not get too carried away by the cute-ness of the pair. the table and chair were bought so that i have a place to put my sewing machine. and i did not carry that heavy piece of stuff all the way from bukit panjang to use it as a display.

thus, an unbelievable two hours was spent on making a simple lined bag. i spent wasted more time unpicking the mistakes, and figuring out how to adjust the tension and other mysterious knobs on the machine. after many many tries, i decided to give up on fanciful decorative stitches and just finish the bag with plain old grandma’s stitch :’D

behold cj’s first usable bag!

a peek at the inside (it’s just a peek because there is nothing fancy inside, except for the fabric, which mum bought for me to practise on 7 years ago.

i’m really loving my hobby room now.. i think i need another table to hold my beads and wires. perhaps i should get another coffee table? hah..

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我的第一次。。*blush*

this monday (26 May) was the first (month) wedding anniversary of tb and cj.

but being the typical not-so-lucky citizen of the little red dot, tb had to report for in-camp-training for THREE fucking weeks just after our honeymoon. this totally dashed our hopes of having non-stop protected sex to celebrate this holy matrimony

yes, in case you kaypo aunties didn’t know, my ultimate goal in life is to be a sex machine *poses smugly with hands on waist while thrusting out the pelvic bone, displaying magnificent xjj djj for all to see* < — this paragraph is crapshit

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being all alone at home and sick of the food sold in the various coffeeshops in the vicinity, cj finally plucked the courage to cook a packet of instant noodles, all by herself.

history: i have been afraid of fire all my life. when i was staying with my parents, i would beg my papa, ah chun, or the maid to turn on the stove for me if i ever had to cook / boil water. also, after papa passed away i stopped eating fruits because he wasn’t there to cut fruits for me and serve them in a little plate with a fork so that i didn’t have to dirty my fingers :’(

anyway, my first anniversary was also the first time i cooked something for myself since i married the tb and i am so glad i was alone at home because i swear any eye witnesses would have died laughing at me or simply died from gas poisoning X’D anyhow, i wouldn’t wanna deal with ugly corpses (anyone who laughs at me IS ugly, by law of nature) on my wedding anniversary, even if it’s just a one-month anniversary.

it took me a friggin 15~20 tries before i got the bloody fire started.

and no, i wasn’t using a primitive fire starter on dry twigs / charcoal.

i was so scared of the stove that i backed off the moment the fire was started, leaving the hob there, happily farting out smelly combustible gas. at every 5th or 6th try, the kitchen would start to smell rather toxic and i had to randomly walk around the living room while waiting for the gas to disperse..

anyway, i finally succeeded after persevering for about ten minutes and cooked my first bowl of instant noodles in my new house.

it tasted so good i don’t believe i’m doing programming for a living. i should seriously think about selling cooked instant noodles :’D

*satisfied grin*

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random P&J GWPs

this pretty pink pouch comes with a load of goodies! you get miniatures of your favourite moisture lotion, light cleansing milk, cleansing milk, whitening emulsion, primer SPF 30, foundation primer SPF15++, creamy foundation, moisturizing compact foundation. you also get a full-sized foundation cream during the isetan sale!

oh and the pink pouch looks like an innocent floral-printed pouch but the pictures actually contain raunchy scenes of tigers trying to procreate!

hahaha… life is so random!

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lonely afternoon..

question: what can a married woman do on a lonely saturday afternoon??

answer: make random pretty things!

matching handphone accessories for the neo sisters!!

random necklace